Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception

*Soon to be a major film*

CHILD GENIUS ARTEMIS FOWL IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER
HE JUST CANT REMEMBER WHY

Opal Koboi is back, and the power-crazed pixie wants revenge. Her to-do list:

- Frame Holly Short for murder
- Start a war between fairies and humans
- Kill anyone whos ever annoyed her (yes, this includes Artemis)

But knowledge of the fairies has been erased from Artemiss mind, and when you dont believe your arch-enemy exists, it can be quite tricky to defeat them.

Its unfortunate that Artemiss only hope is a farting dwarf. Enter Mulch Diggums . . .