Tom Weekly 5 My Life and Other Weaponised Muffin

My mums raspberry muffins are weapons of minor destruction. Ive been trapped inside a runaway car on a trip to buy ice cream. I accidentally invented meatball bungee. And my recipe for chocolate mousse has a secret ingredient that you dont even want to know.

What would you rather do
1. Ride a shark or a rhino
2. Kiss a dog or a cat
3. Needle in the eye or bum set on fire

Like Dahl, Bancks is passionate about inspiring a love of reading in the young by placing fun at the centre of his storytelling. ANDY GRIFFITHS, author of the Treehouse series